I actually know a guy named Daniel Morgan. I went to high school with him and crushed on him on and off from the age of five. Five. The guy's so smart that a running joke in our class was that he was secretly a robot. Everyone called him Googlebrain. (Among my friends, there's a joke that I'm a robot too, but my brain was wired wrong and connects to Tortugal, the Google for torture methods, instead of Google.)Reading this book with the image of "my" Daniel in mind will make this the most hilarious thing I've read in a while. Bring it on!